I really thought my first post here should be an obnoxious selfie of, of course, myself. So it begins…the beard…these biceps. An outcry from the world answered by me and my trusty sidekicks…well, ya obviously my sidekicks and my beard and my biceps, c’mon man, pull it together. Here you will find my brain splayed across the page in the form of the english language system. Here you will find…love, life, and the occasional belly button.